My Canadian friend and I both want to marry the hockey player, Teemu Selanne. Seeing as how we are both already married and do not want to give up our current husbands, she came up with the idea of moving to Utah and starting a polygamous cult. And what an excellent idea it is. I'm in. Perhaps we can combine our polygamous cult with the anti-terrorist terrorist faction we are also starting.
Ah, so little time, so much to do.